Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What's wrong with Chennai?

I was going through my friends blog and was surprised to find the no. of people who detested the name chennai. I feel that all those people have lost their marbles and that they should be happy that atleaast our govt. didn't come up with a name like bengalooru. Is it just me or does that name remind you of toilets.

Lets also take a minute to count the no. of syllables in bengalooru. That's two more than chennai. Chennai is also a whole lot easier to pronounce than Madras as it has more vowel sounds. Try saying it and see.

Other hilarious name changes:
1.gulbarga to kalburki.
2.belgaum to belgavi
3.calcutta to kolkota( proving what i,ve always said.. That bongs cannot pronounce the letter "a" esp. when it comes between two consonants(correct the spelling))
4.Mysore to mysooru
5.Trivandrum to Thiruvananthapuram( i'm not even sure that i've spelt that right which i feel was the secret intention of the kerala govt.)
These among other name changes makes me feel chennai is by far the best name change.( mumbai sounds ok though)
I am definitely against the pro Madras and Anti Chennai movement.
HAIL CHENNAI.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Though I am not from South, I agree. And anyway the name Madras has been misused by calling all south Indians Madrasi.
Also Chennai sounds good(Indianised) and is better than Madras which sounds a bit foreignish concocted.

To add to Ant :- Rocks to Madras and Rock on Chennai.

Vinod Pillai said...

To mali.
Thats another way of putting it.

Anonymous said...

I support Chennai too. However i feel Mumbai is a better name change than Chennai.

What I also luv about chennai is that it is a pet cute version of the long historic name this place had before the Britishers turned up. Its more like falling back on history wit a modern twist. That's interesting!

Divya said...

vinod pillai..poorness...i can see that going to jaipur has caused significant damage to the way you regard this city ;)
all hail madras!! and you dare not protest when i hold my po madras anti chennai rally!!

Ganesh said...

yay!! the original author is here...and i support her fully!! go madras go!! down with chennai :p

Vinod Pillai said...

to divya
maybe going to jaipur has changed my view. but stiil, i'll be there. pro chennai. anti madras. as you can clearly see ive gathered significant support for the name chennai.
Chennai rules

Ganesh said...

4 people isnt significant support compared to the no of people who are pro madras on divya's post..

Divya said...

exactly!! thanks a million kb..i've gathered so many supporters!! vinod, you madras traitor...go jump into the well :P
and kb, our protest is still on..
go madras!!!

Vinod Pillai said...

hey divya started a lot before me. my point is that it took her so long to gather that support. i on the other hand have gathered 4 supporters in little less than 2 days. just imagine the no. of pro chennai people i can round up in the same time that she had.

Vinod Pillai said...

i informed divya sometime back that her profile showed chennai. she thanked me and said she would change it to madras asap. i just went back to her to her blog and guess what. it still showed chennai. that could mean only one thing. somewhere deep down you(divya) like the name chennai and cannot change it.:) Madras sucks.. chennai rocks

Divya said...

shut up vinod!!
i have more supporters than you can imagine...ask kb..hey kb, didn't i gather like 5 supporters as soon as i mention the anti chennai thing on my blog? so piss off vinpil :p

Anonymous said...

i'm pro madras all the way dude...though ocassionally i do use chennai when i speak or write(jus out of habbit) but deep down from the bottom of my heart(it's a bit too much right??) i still love the elegance of Madras. to me it somehow oozes style and attitude.back in those ol' days of madaras it gave it's people something to be proud of cos all we had then were catfights between two prominnt political parties( the cats still persist)

Ganesh said...

only 5?!? i think a lot more...no enthusiasm to see the dates of comments and stuff but i remember well that we got around 10 or so people within a day or two of the first comment that mentioned the thing...

oh..and vinod, thanks for telling..i have changed chennai to madras in my blog now...you cant complain :p

Vinod Pillai said...

The bottom line is the name of the city is Chennai.. and no matter how much u cry or bawl it will stay that way.

Anonymous said...

i'm in full support of u vinpil.. chennai is def a better name.. especially in comparison to bengalooroo and kolkata and such..
where is our sense of patriotism?? nd vinpil's bloggs r still to be read by a lot of ppl.. divya's support is mainly from her coll mates..

Anonymous said...

And by the way 'shut up' and 'piss off' doesn't show up for healthy blogging Divya. Just shows that you getting frustrated of vinpil's and his supporter's comments.

Divya said...

@vinpil
yes i know i cant do anything about it, but i feel a lot better when i meet people who harbour similar feelings...you're entitled to your opinion, and i am to mine

@tejas
are u tejas prithvi by any chance??

@nandeep mail
i'm not someone unknown to vinod pillai...its a conversation that we've been having, as ridiculous and pointless it may seem.i know for a fact that saying 'piss off' or 'shut up' is not going to offend vinod pillai's sensibilites. so if you're feeling so bad about it, then dont read my comments.because at the end of the day, vinpil and i know that this entire thing is something to laugh about, and i'm not actually going to start an anti chennai rally.i honestly cant do a thing to change this city's name.

Ganesh said...

@divya's last comment: lol!!

Vinod Pillai said...

@tejas
thanks for the support.
@mali
its okay. u cn be casual on my blog... she was just joking anyway..
@divya
where is ur sense of patriotism..see ... there are plenty of people who support the name chennai. i guess mali was joking as well.
@kb
all i see u doing is supporting divya... no comments of ur own.. ;)

Anonymous said...

CHENNAI is better than
MAD-ras :-)

Anonymous said...

ok white flag all over people..lets get onto other things funnier.. like this!!

Anonymous said...

@divya
Sometimes I love to get people frustrated. Learnt it fom vinpil! So I was just joking.

@vinpil
And anywayz I am always casual at such stuff.

Anonymous said...

@ divya..
yes this is the tejas Prithvi who u have forgotten i see.. the quiet guy who volunteered to drive ur ice cream cart.. But u said No!! :)

Divya said...

tejas prithvi,
well you lost your only chance to drive the cart by not revealing youself...so the loss is yours, and no, i haven't forgotten you as yte

Anonymous said...

@ divya..
i decided not to drive ur cart anyway.. but u seem to have forgotten me though.. no news from u at all..

Anonymous said...

I thought this place was for comments on the topics only and not for getting caught up in a reverie of years long past.

Divya said...

genuine doubt: is this blog dead after it's very first post?

Vinod Pillai said...

no it isn't.. unfortunately the administrator of this blog has been having computer problems. be patient..

Ganesh said...

are you planning on being the world's next one-post-wonder?!?

Divya said...

dead blog dead blog na na na na na!!

Vinod Pillai said...

wait a few days. the administrator is having computer problems... will be back as soon as its fixed

Divya said...

i hereby certify this blog as DEAD

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Anonymous said...

Thank God they did not name it "Chennapatanam". For once some Politician got it right.

Anonymous said...

Well, If you don't like british names or anything done by british then, why do you still celebrate Jan 1st as New year? We have seperate Tamil New Year right? Why don't you destroy the high courts, railway tracks constructed by british & reconstruct from the start? Sound stupid right... Same way, It sounds stupid to change from Madras to Chennai when both co-existed without any problem. Now , only Chennai exists . where's my magnificent Madras? My DOB Certificate lists it as Madras. A'm I born in a city which does not exist?

Anonymous said...

These changes promote regionalism & not nationalism… which will ultimately result in a separate Country ThamizlNadu(Once known as the State of Madras).

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